INGREDIENTS:
- 1 recently married couple/ ( can be substituted for
"two distraught souls looking for love" )
- 1 nasty mother-in-law ( to make the recipe really
juicy, make the better half of the couple either
painfully sweet and long-suffering, or equally
vindictive )
- 2 sisters married/unmarried ( married recommended
for the irresistable "family-feud" taste! )
- 1 milkman, 1 maid ( for 'comic' relief )
- 1 landlord, or moneylender ( can add 1
dead,debt-ridden father too)
- 1 smashing female office secretary/neighbour( For
gourmets who really like it spicy ..! )
- Advertisements , as needed
COOKING INSTRUCTIONS:
Prepare all ingredients with lousy,
'bordering-on-clown-faced' make-up, place under
ridiculous lighting for 15 mins. Make all ingredients
mouth extremely predictable and done-to-death lines.
Make sure that ample situations are added to the mix
for extracting maximum amount of glycerine tears. Stir
the mix slowly ( very,very slowly ... the success of
the recipe depends on this...!) with sloppy direction
and bumbling editing. Repeat with meticulous
repetition, the above instructions for each episode
served.
SERVING:
223 episodes, although a more than liberal dose of
advertisements can stretch the serving size to 433!